dystopiamachine:

dietnutella:

nohomocide:

accent marks and italics can make any word look beautiful

bonèr

Chlàmydîa

gęńìtãl thüñdērštørm

andthentheresallthisshit:

deadgomery:

theprinceswilly:

nosferpatbu:

i just saw this picture of shrek

and i’m laughing because it’s as if i’m about to give him a blowjob

tears are coming out of my eyes

NO NO NO NO NO

“That’ll do, Donkey. That’ll do.”

OH MY GOD IT GOT BETTER/WORSE

albinwonderland:

I was standing in the bathroom with my 8-year-old niece and she saw me adjusting my top and said, completely serious and curious,

“Why do you want to look good?”

it took me aback for a moment.

“Sometimes because I want to. Sometimes because I feel like I should.”

“That’s…

tavrosofnitram:

“let me like that post so i can look at it again sometime!”

a-ttitude:

worldfallsdown:

unicorn-fish:

joshishollywood:

This is fucking hilarious. I always assumed they had the camera strapped to them on a rig omg

I love how James Cameron is clearly having more fun than both of them

lol wat

This will never stop being hilarious.

this is amazing ahahahha

hamfarto:

hamfarto:

in german i put this guy on the corner of every paper i turn in and the teacher hates me

im failing this class

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

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